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OMG. MONDOS. I used to suck these bitches down like no tomorrow when I was a kid!
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canadiananimatorguy: “You look like you can’t comprehend what just happened. That comes as no surprise! After all we are all utterly incomprehensible!”“Don’t underestimate us! We don’t care about time or space or multidimensional
Like omg…
korragif: I’m sure we all had nightmares like these after playing a certain game. I know this isn’t her nightmare but mines were sure like these HD version OMG
OMG COLOEREEERRRRRRRRRRR like omg color likeeeeee woooooooooooowwwwwwwwww. haha anyways since I was drawing on my tablet for something else and I decided to draw some dirty stuff. I know it’s not great and all but it’s something digital and
WHAT 100??? LIKE OMG haha I never thought I’d make it this far. Like really, I also never thought people would pay to commission me. But just wow, thank you all! I love you all <3 I feel like I gotta draw something hawt for this but idk what
Okay let me pause for a minute here, She played as Rose in Gypsy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WruzPfJ9RysJust this audio makes me smile so much, I love that musical. No seriously this video is like. perfect
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
jinvoung: Asking Hyunwoo if he like his appas
cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here but then he looks at robert pattinson and just gives him this knowing nod like except you you can stay
Lmao why do I always take a shower when I want to wet myself… I’m always like, “omg yes I’m gonna shave and get all nice, smooth and so clean!!!……. then I’m gonna pee myself lmao”It makes no sense, you’d think I would
brigpod: pepperree: duxwontobey: Another redraw thing! For brigpod :3c hope you enjoy ^//w//^ still can’t get over the art you made me omg ;///////; <3 B. LOOK. IT YOU. But real talk: I LOVE this! Thank you so much! I added inky to the B too
Wow just accidentally found a blog that was all about amputation/turning people into inanimate objects fetishes… wtf???? Like why would anyone fetishize disability or having limbs removed omg
pastel-crow: sleepy icon commission for @duxwontobey i decided on the binary pen and an overlay, i hope you like it Thank you omg! I love it!
my new coworkers like me so much they invited me to get stoned with them and they totally think I’m cis lmao
Like a Sack of Potatoes!
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
autoluminescence: have you ever been like i’m obviously a hella queer witch but i don’t know how to quickly and easily demonstrate this to people with, say, a single t-shirt? i have now found the shirt that does this.
pr1nceshawn:What Everything Looks Like To Dogs by Robert Brown.
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
perler-bead-batter: shercocklocked: supergayporno: supergayporno: shercocklocked: i mean whAT MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like
kaibasego:OMG i was not expecting the voice actors for Marik or Pegasus to look like this
ariasune: I gotta write a fic about it, but like 90% sure the reason Yuugi took so long to solve the puzzle was because solving the puzzle when Atem was still in it was like– playing othello. Yuugi like moves a piece and Spirit of the Puzzle like hm
rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s
shiseptiana: I just finished re:code! The sprite animation in the main menu after you cleared morphine route is really cute omg They’re all like, “Yes! You’re part of the gang now, Mizuki!!”
agentrodgers: lady-comedian: agentrodgers: fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me: agentrodgers: Just got back from the gym ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW? …… Barton, I’ve been compromised. OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET
googlebus: jokes like this are so gross omg
herfleur:wittyandcharming:punkassbambi:I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN
OMG O_O
dextrgrif: everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:
oliviamika: I exchange their faces~~OMG!!! levi, do you like this pink apron?
omg-thickness: dayumshecangetit:krxs10: Yes I’d like to speak to jesus this is an emergency Bruh. White people need help. @Social-justice-mindy That’s the most stupid argument I’ve ever heard. I don’t think as a “white woman or man”
omg-thickness: brownyellowpuertoricanandasian: professoroflust: hoesnevergetcold: “i dropped my quarter” lmao me Such a tease but I like it this is hilarious, real, and cute AF My fav. Cardi vid
weloveblackgirls: fatbodypolitics: atomic-glitter: wocinsolidarity: allahyil3analsohyouniyeh: Omg look at petas response Holy shit what the fuck burn them omg so when we say fuck PETA you know where we’re coming from When it comes down to it,
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: sproutingflower: female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing tina and amy’s faces omg and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan loveee
pocosun:nitemarephantom: #omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me #fuck #just
concrete-donuts: british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
avengers-of-the-galaxy: Omg.. No.
like a good neighbor, stay over there
like a question unposed
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
saffelinastuffs:It’s almost that time of year when other women look cute in their flannel shirts, and I look like I’ve misplaced my axe….
kinkypolycuddlers:Because @amaranthdesires wants to see my comfy for the day, and @callalilly849 endorsed it. Y'all are getting these before I even remembered to send the unedited versions to my partners. You’re welcome. 😅~Molly Omg top level
strawberyswitchbladee-deactivat:Lunch is on the table
dressedincotton-deactivated2022:Felt like a Rubens, might delete later
Why didn’t I find a tiny enough chastity device earlier!?!? just so comfy! Like omg comfy 🥺
:feelin like butch bait lately
ur-average-girlnextdoor:for someone who doesn’t really like pink, this feels like a lot but i’m vibing w it 🌸🌷💕✨💐 happy friday!! 💐✨(remember to follow my new backup @still-your-average-girlnextdoor just in case i do get deleted
goddesstormie:NEW CLIP: DECEMBER TAXES Your monthly loser taxes are due. It’s been a long year and you’ve done nothing but disappoint yet again so of course I’m making you pay more. Available on IWC, AVNStarz and OnlyFans!
primadonnas: SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T
like-lucy-in-the-sky: fwips: like-lucy-in-the-sky: why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding
vevy-velle: singeranimal: melmariesparrow: Bard looked more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom looked like Orlando Bloom Here we see a man who looks like Orlando Bloom talking to Orlando Bloom, who does not look as much like Orlando Bloom
queenidinamenzel: hypable: If you were a fan of the 2007 ABC series Pushing Daisies, then it’s time to rejoice! Even after its unfair cancelation by ABC, it looks like the series is coming back in another form. Pushing Daisies show creator Bryan
tsukahime: shanasblue: mai-pies: axon-axoff: If you think sloths look cute, WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE. omg WOW
I really like your au so I DREW YOU A PICTURE YEAH [loud wheezing] take a dirty picture miku
I Don't Feel Like Drawing
the way I deal with wanting to eat sweets is thinking about them, but like, never eating them
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